2nd October....

Good evening dear reader,

Ete sen. Meho ye nawo ensoso e? First of all lemme send a big shout out to Naija. Yep Omo Naija celebrated it's birthday yesterday. They are a whopping 52 years. Hmmm as you and I know Naija don carry last oo at least in my backyard. My office is close to the Nigerian Ambassadors residence and as at 2 pm yesterday afternoon the music and enjoyment was flowing. My colleagues and I were busy dancing to Yoruba music in the office. Errr please it was lunch break oh before you start looking for my boss's number.

Anyways this week has started out interesting. The NACCOB boss has decided to resign because he feels his outfit has been compromised. But his resignation is different , thought about it and decided to let us know his thoughts. No he hasn't written the letter, he is thought out the thought...mdfskkk. It is all nkura aduro. Nothing else. I hope someone tells him them those days of cantanta are gradually becoming over. Why what was he looking for? That some group will emerge " youth against the resignation of  the NACCOB boss" pls Mr. boss kindly mention the names and stop this because you and i know you are not going any where...But seriously Ghana's day of shame again. Some dudes decided to become rich and tried to send wee street value 4.3 million pounds to Lenden. Pls it is not a typo. It is Lenden innit. But I am puzzled I thought that cocaine was the ish. Hmm . Well I am glad now people trying to be circumspect in their pointing of  fingers. Because if I am to go by the what is good for the goose is equally good for the gander analogy ....won't it be cool then to say that Oga Prez deals in wee. Hahahaaaha. I am happy now all that noise on morality, nepotism and now drugs is paving way for some sort of common sense. Yes the shoe is getting tighter on the other foot no....otwiaaa.

Have you seen my Uncle recently. Ooh I am talking about my Uncle Kofi Wayo. I was reading the papers yesterday and I laughed so hard, I developed a cough. It was in the Daily Graphic. It was about the national women organizer and some other top exec of Chuck Kofi Wayo's party who held a press conference to resign because he is not serious. Yes their reason for leaving the party is simply because he is not a serious person. As I write this I am laughing because I do not even know how to comment on this. Too hilarious. By the way Is he still a board member of ECG or is it GNPC. Ah weiii nyinaa I will be taxed so they can receive sitting allowance. We are really a middle income country. True oo the way we behave only an invisible middle income country like us can do wonderful things like that. I really do not know why people do not stay away from people who talk too much. When I go out to places and I meet people who tend to talk plenty.... trying to be the Sean John of the party I just stare at you and laugh in my head. After all it is always 99.9 percent accurate that the the emptiest barrels make the deafening noise.

Guess what I have my own copies of the 50 shades of Grey trilogy. Thank you ViBa. (grin) it was really thoughtful and I appreciate the extra stuff. The only thing is I have got work tomorrow and there is no way I will not start reading. Tomorrow will be tough. I know I will need an energy booster. Did I hear you say coffee. Coffee! Urgh! It is the most disgusting thing that I have tasted. Yes it comes right after Guiness. Ewww. I get dizzy, my tummy hurts, I want to sleep, Ebei all the reactions I am not supposed to experience coffee finds a way to bring it out. Or I am a villager? Buei ! Then maybe. But speaking of work...have you realized we have a lot of mad men on the street. Like seriously! I cannot stand it. Actually it is one thing I do not hear all the political parties talking about. Building psychiatric hospitals or homes. You see them ie the mad men  walking about in brown tattered clothes, some of the men exposing all sorts of things, the women barefoot carrying all sorts of rubbish it is really an eyesore. I sometimes think, one of them can go haywire and attack the pedestrians? Or it is not possible? It is...who knows what is going on up in there. We need psychiatric hospitals. We do. We need about 10 facilities scattered across Accra alone. Yes. Anybody can get up today and go mad. Even you. And I am sure you do not want to be walking very confused and naked in the streets of Accra. Dey there and shake your head, everybody has some small levels of abodam in them. Sometimes you talk to yourself don't you...stop lying you do...hehehee.

Haha. Have a good evening and yes ooo I will be reporting live from Ho from Thursday. The Umbrellas say they want to launch their manifesto bi like that. Live from the trenches. Yours truly. And please...I am not a journalist.

Haha.